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Total Medals Earned: 35 (From
8 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 625 Points
4 Swords Misadventures 7
Blizzeta Screamer
Unlocked 5/15/10
5 Points Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
5 Points Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
Red Link Bloopers
5 Points
Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.
Robot Chicken
Unlocked 5/15/10
5 Points Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
5 Points Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
Chuck Norris
Unlocked 5/15/10
10 Points Click on one of the statues during the scene.
10 Points Click on one of the statues during the scene.
Find the Sign Guy
25 Points
Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.
Get on with it
Unlocked 5/15/10
25 Points Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
25 Points Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
Zelda Bonus Scene
Unlocked 5/15/10
25 Points After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.
25 Points After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.
Dark Link's Milk
Unlocked 5/15/10
50 Points When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.
50 Points When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.
Sarias Song
100 Points
Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (120/250 points)
Cave of Wonders
Black Coffin
Unlocked 6/7/10
10 Points Die before beating Luis.
10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening
Unlocked 6/7/10
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power
Unlocked 6/7/10
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal
Unlocked 6/7/10
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck
Unlocked 6/7/10
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom
50 Points
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power
100 Points
Complete all other achievements!
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 5/10 (80/315 points)
Epic Battle Fantasy
Beholder
Unlocked 5/1/09
10 Points Slay the tentacle beast.
10 Points Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender
10 Points
Slay the sentinel.
King Slime
Unlocked 5/1/09
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
Mecha
10 Points
Slay the giant robot.
Regice
10 Points
Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku
50 Points
Slay your undead god.
Warrior
50 Points
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero
100 Points
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight
100 Points
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 5/18 (60/460 points)
Madness Accelerant
Facerape
Unlocked 10/8/09
10 Points Let out all your aggression.
10 Points Let out all your aggression.
A WINNER IS YOU
Unlocked 10/6/09
25 Points Beat the game.
25 Points Beat the game.
Pacifist
Unlocked 10/8/09
25 Points Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
25 Points Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil
Unlocked 10/6/09
25 Points Reveal the true face of evil!
25 Points Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode
Unlocked 10/6/09
50 Points Defeat Madness Mode!
50 Points Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Portal Defenders
Big Fuzzy Hug
Unlocked 3/26/09
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated
Unlocked 3/26/09
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
First Blood
Unlocked 3/26/09
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man
Unlocked 3/26/09
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami
5 Points
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid
10 Points
Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI
10 Points
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo
25 Points
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs
25 Points
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner
25 Points
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver
25 Points
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez!
25 Points
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser
50 Points
Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal
50 Points
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter
50 Points
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan
50 Points
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever
100 Points
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 5/23 (25/540 points)
Seed of Destruction
Infertility
Unlocked 5/21/09
5 Points Get a game over.
5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire
Unlocked 5/21/09
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Drunken Air Show
10 Points
Play a custom game with only jets.
I am Illiterate
Mega Combo
10 Points
Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There
25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
I am Literate
Unlocked 5/21/09
0 Points
Spend more than 12 seconds on the first tutorial.
Looking for a Challenge
25 Points
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master
25 Points
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler
50 Points
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm
50 Points
Beat story mode.
Evasivivity
50 Points
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation
50 Points
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction
100 Points
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (15/425 points)
Street Fighter Collab
Domestic Violence
25 Points
X marks the spot!
Tiger Nipples
25 Points
Give 'em a pinch!
Tiger Uppercut
25 Points
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Turtles
25 Points
Nobody likes a turtle!
Yodelay-hee-hoo!
25 Points
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Ono Boners
50 Points
Oh Ono!
Bloodshot
Unlocked 5/19/09
100 Points Watch the whole thing without skipping.
100 Points Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Egg Hunter
100 Points
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)
Thing-Thing Arena 3
Can't wait for it
5 Points
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Execution
5 Points
Perform an execution
Abundance of ammunition
Unlocked 5/11/10
10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
Beligerantly understated
Unlocked 5/11/10
10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Beretta
10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Buckshot Firestorm
10 Points
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love
10 Points
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
LAZOR OVURLOAD
10 Points
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger!
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Tag! You're dead!
10 Points
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Variety Kill
Unlocked 3/14/09
10 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
10 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
You can shoot them too
Unlocked 3/14/09
10 Points Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
10 Points Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Bullet hose wrangler
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
Chicago memoir
25 Points
100 Kills with the Thompson
Collateral Damage
25 Points
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
Corrosive Personality
25 Points
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
Crainial Eviscerator
25 Points
150 Headshots in one match
Deciple of Woo
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Berettas
Do ya feel lucky?
25 Points
100 Kills with the magnum
Hasta La Vista
Unlocked 3/26/09
25 Points 100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
25 Points 100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
Lead Pipe Ninja
25 Points
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Misanthropist
Unlocked 3/12/09
25 Points 150 Kills in a match
25 Points 150 Kills in a match
Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight
25 Points
100 Kills with the Tavor
Piercing Glare
25 Points
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Shotgun Sniper
25 Points
100 Kills with the M1187
Tried em all
25 Points
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Divine Powers
50 Points
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 6/26 (90/500 points)